me: what are you doing?
Porkchop: i had to use the bathroom.
Me: umm thats a tree
Porkchop: I kno That! (if you knew his voice when he says this you would be laughing now.)
Me: We have a bathroom
Porkchop: the tree was closer.
hmmmm......
Friday, May 13, 2011
Porkchop
Porkchop is 4 years old and I swear the boy spins in circles when he uses the bathroom. I don't even know how he does it. Anyways one day he decied he had to go to the bathroom except he didn't go to the bathroom he just stood up and went in the backyard. I caught him pants down peeing on a tree. This was our conversation over this:
me: what are you doing?
Porkchop: i had to use the bathroom.
Me: umm thats a tree
Porkchop: I kno That! (if you knew his voice when he says this you would be laughing now.)
Me: We have a bathroom
Porkchop: the tree was closer.
hmmmm......
me: what are you doing?
Porkchop: i had to use the bathroom.
Me: umm thats a tree
Porkchop: I kno That! (if you knew his voice when he says this you would be laughing now.)
Me: We have a bathroom
Porkchop: the tree was closer.
hmmmm......
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hahaa!! love this! Caydon hasn't discovered the option to pee anywhere besides his pants, toilet or bath... and the bath is enough to gross me out! I'm hoping that he will learn it later than sooner, because he would do this exactly. Gotta love our boys!! The first time I saw the potty-dance, I couldn't stop laughing!
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My lil guy will throw a fit because he wants to pee outside if it's nice. We have a full functioning toilet, but it's the thrill he likes, I guess! My kids LOVE the Potty Dance Song! LOL
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